word of the day - mundane
WORD OF THE DAY:
Mundane – dull, ordinary, everyday
Use mundane in a sentence:
Mundane – dull, ordinary, everyday
Use mundane in a sentence:
One of
the more mundane aspects of Kellog’s job was cataloging the body parts—heart,
lungs, spleen, tongue, pinky finger and so on—whenever they got in a fresh one.
It was usually fairly straight forward—a few words describing the color and
tone, a few measurements, length and width in metric, one or two chemical
tests. The real fun began when he had to put it all back together. That’s where
the real artistry came in. It wasn’t like putting together a model airplane or
erector set. This lanky 7 foot NBA guy came in and by the time Kellog was done
with him he looked like an Olympic gymnast. Another fellow, a 280 pound Aryan
biker came out looking like a Chinese girl scout. On rare occasions they got bigger,
like that slender little midget who wound as big and bloated as Jabba the Hut.
That was harder to explain, perhaps a clue to why Kellog lost has last gig. The
best part was nobody even had to ask him to do it. It was all in a day’s work
for Kellog. Not bad for an out of work
taxidermist slumming it in the county coroner’s office. Sure he had to fudge it
a bit with the experience in the interview, but he was a quick study and was confident
he could pick it up on the job. A midget, a fat biker and an NBA guy – a nice
haul for his first day. He couldn’t wait to explain his technique, as soon as
the new boss quit choking on his diet Pepsi.
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